Attendees:
John Doe, Jane Smith, Bob Johnson
Agenda:
1. Discuss the meaning of life
2. Eat free pizza
3. Realize we'll never achieve our dreams
Decisions:
- John Doe: "We're all doomed."
- Jane Smith: "I'm just here for the free pizza."
- Bob Johnson: "I'm just here for the free pizza and the free t-shirt."
Next Meeting:
Same time, same place. Same existential dread.
Notes:
- Why did we even bother showing up?