Meeting 5: Action Items

Item 1: Fix the copier in the break room.

It's been jammed since 2018.

Read more about fixing the copier

Item 2: Order pizza for everyone on Friday.

It's a long-standing tradition, don't question it.

Read more about pizza Friday

Item 3: Call HR to ask about the company dress code.

Is it really just a "dress for success" kind of thing?

Read more about the dress code

Item 4: Do not do anything else, just stare at the wall.

We're trying to save energy.

Read more about staring at the wall

Item 5: Make a strongly-worded letter to the CEO.

Because, you know, they love a good letter.

Read more about the letter

That's it. Meeting adjourned.