The Great "I'm Not Lazy" Debate

Today we're discussing whether or not you, the esteemed CTO, are lazy. We'll get to the bottom of this.

Arguments For "I'm Not Lazy":

• I was up late last night, working on the new project. Clearly, I'm not lazy.
• I've been known to stay up late, sipping coffee and staring at code for hours on end. That's dedication, not laziness.
• I've got a meeting in 10 minutes, and I'm still here. That's not laziness, that's just efficient use of time.

Counterarguments:

• But have you ever finished a project on time?
• Don't you always forget what you're working on mid-project?
• Isn't your "dedication" just a euphemism for "I'm too scared to take a break"?

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• Is It The End of Me?
• The Lost Weekend
• Code Snippet Of The Days

Attendees:

• CTO: The Great "I'm Not Lazy" Debater
• John: The Skeptical Intern
• Jane: The Code Whisperer
• Bob: The Coffee Guy