MEETING 5: THE DISCUSSION THAT NEVER ENDS

Welcome, attendees, to Meeting 5: The Discussion That Never Ends. We're glad you're here. Or are we?

We're currently stuck in a never-ending loop of debate over the meaning of life, the universe, and everything.

Take a break and grab some coffee. We'll be here when we get back.

• Agenda: Discuss the color of the ceiling tiles.
• Agenda: Debate the merits of beige vs. off-white.
• Adjournment: Because we can't take it anymore.

Important Notes:

Please do not attempt to leave the conference room. The doors are locked. The snacks are not free.

Meeting History:

Meeting 4: The One Where We Spoke Too Much., Meeting 3: The One Where We Spoke Too Little.

Next Meetings:

Meeting 6: The One Where We'll Pretend to Be Interested.