Meeting 5: The Coffee-Induced Catastrophe

Today's meeting was a disaster. We managed to consume 5 cups of coffee in under an hour, resulting in a caffeine-fueled freakout that will be remembered for years to come.

Highlights include:

• One team member spontaneously burst into song and dance, much to the horror of everyone else in the room.
• The CEO's tie was mysteriously replaced with a rubber chicken.
• The air conditioner suddenly stopped working, but no one noticed because everyone was too busy high-fiving each other for "crushing it."

Recommendations:

• Provide more outlets for our collective caffeine energy.
• Install a fire alarm that also dispenses extra coffee.
• Hire a professional tie-replacement service for our CEO.

Next meeting: Meeting 6: The Beer-Induced Brawl