Meeting 54321 Minutes

Minutes taken on 23rd February 2099, in a conference room filled with an endless supply of stale donuts

Attending were: Bob Smith, Jane Doe, and the infamous CEO, Mr. Johnson.

Agenda Item 1: "The State of the Company

• The company is doing fantastically well, except for the part where it's not
• The CEO's hair has grown an additional 5 inches this quarter
• Someone forgot to order coffee

Agenda Item 2: "The Future of the Company

• We will be replaced by a sentient AI in 5 years
• Our stock prices will fluctuate wildly based on who ate the last donut
• We will be sold to a group of highly competent and moderately nice accountants

Next Meeting: Meeting 54322: The Inevitable Collapse