Bob the Beer Guy's Epic Snack Debate
It was a dark and stormy night. The break room was filled with an air of uncertainty. Bob, the Beer Guy, stood tall, his voice booming through the room as he declared:
"Who needs a break room snack bar? Who needs variety? Who needs anything but a 12-pack of Pabst Blue Ribbon?"
- Bob: "I do."
- Tony: "No way, man. That's like saying you're a caveman."
- Jane: "But what about the artisanal hummus?"
- Mike: "Hummus is for wimps. Where's the beef jerky?"