Welcome to the most contentious meeting of the year! Today, Pretzel Guy, the snack vendor, has been tasked with providing sustenance for our esteemed meeting-goers.
Pretzel Guy is a classic, a staple of office snacking. Who needs variety when you have the perfect combination of salt and crunch?
Pretzel Guy is a lazy snacker who only cares about his own interests. We need someone who can bring some excitement to the meeting room.