As we all know, the break room snacks are the true foundation of our society. It's time to take a stand against the oppressive forces of stale crackers and wilted lettuce. The time for revolution is now!
Everyone has the inherent right to access a snack that is at least 50% more nutritious than the last one.
Snacks shall not be subject to any form of discrimination based on the number of calories, sugar, or salt content. All snacks are created equal!
The people shall decide what snacks are placed in the break room. No one shall impose their will upon another in the form of stale bread or overripe fruit!