Meeting 6: The Mandatory Safety Meeting

Because we're all going to die, apparently.

Why do we have to be here?

What's the point of this meeting, really?

Is there a snack table nearby?

Are we going to have to do some trust falls?

Is this the meeting where we all have to hold hands and close our eyes?

Will there be a PowerPoint presentation?

Can I just take a nap in the corner and pretend I'm on a beach somewhere?