Meeting 6 of the Omnipresent

Minutes

Present: Zorvath, Xexu, Ploot, and the Omnipresent Entity.

Objective: Discuss the impending doom of the universe.

Action items:

• Send a strongly worded letter to the fabric of space and time
• Conduct a ritualistic dance to appease the cosmic balance
• Prepare the doomsday device for deployment

Next meeting: The Omnipotent Meeting Minutes - Meeting 7 of the Omnipresent

Hyperlinks:

For more information on the doomsday device: doomsday-device

For a list of prophets who have foreseen this apocalypse: omniscientists

For a detailed explanation of the ritualistic dance: omnipresent-dance