Meeting 6 Decision 3: The Fate of the Universe

After much deliberation, it has been decided that the universe will indeed end on a Tuesday, but not just any Tuesday. No, the specific Tuesday in question is the one where the coffee machine in the break room is always out of order.

This decision was reached through a complex process involving much deliberation, debate, and the careful consideration of several factors, including:

• The fact that the coffee machine always being out of order is the greatest existential threat facing our company.
• The importance of maintaining a well-stocked coffee supply in the break room.
• The inevitability of doom, which was only slightly delayed by the presence of a vending machine that dispenses stale chips.

As a result of this decision, all relevant parties are directed to begin preparing for the impending apocalypse. This includes, but is not limited to:

• Stocking up on emergency rations (specifically, more coffee)
• Making sure all important documents are backed up on the cloud
• Setting up a secret underground bunker for emergency meetings

View Decision 4: The fate of the company's IT department

View Decision 5: The meaning of life in a post-apocalyptic world

View Decision 6: The importance of proper meeting etiquette

Stay vigilant, and remember: the universe may be ending on a Tuesday, but we're not going down without a fight.