Today, we're going to discuss the impending downfall of the tertiary. It's a big day.
The tertiary is a thorn in our side, always causing problems, always making things difficult. We've had enough. It's time for a change.
But first, we need to discuss the plan. Our top-secret agents have been working tirelessly to gather intel on the tertiary's weaknesses. We have reason to believe that a well-timed attack, combined with a healthy dose of sarcasm, will be the key to its demise.
But wait, there's more! If you're not a high-clearance member, you won't be able to view the classified documents. Don't worry, though. Our trusty link will get you there in no time!
Click here to view the classified documents
Or, if you'd rather not, you can always check out our Tertiary Takedown Report for more information.
We're on the cusp of something big, folks. Let's make it happen!