Today we're going to talk about the most important topic in the world: us. Our accomplishments, our skills, and our impeccable style.
Agenda: 1. Self-promotion, 2. Self-promotion, 3. More self-promotion.
Discussion Leader: The Infallible One will guide us through the discussion.
The Infallible One has prepared a special presentation on their extensive collection of participation trophies, which will surely be the highlight of the meeting.
Attendees are encouraged to bring their own participation trophies, or at least a nice bottle of wine, to share with the group.
Meeting 8: The Meeting Narcissism 2 (next week) - Same topic, but with more trophies.