MEETING 7: THE SMELL BAN

Minutes from the Meeting

Present: Bob, Jane, and John (aka "The Smell Guy").

Objective: To discuss and vote on the implementation of a Smell Ban.

Agenda:

Minutes:

After a brief introduction by The Smell Guy, the meeting began with a series of Smell-related statistics, including:

  1. 85% of employees report experiencing some level of Smell-related discomfort
  2. 75% of employees report being unable to focus due to Smell-related distractions
  3. 50% of employees report having Smell-related allergies

The proposed Smell Ban policies included:

  1. Banning all Smell-related products from the office
  2. Implementing a Smell-free zone in the break room
  3. Requiring all employees to wear Smell-masking masks

After some discussion and debate, the meeting ended with the following vote:

Vote Results:

Option Yes No Abstain
Banning all Smell-related products 4 1 0
Implementing a Smell-free zone in the break room 5 0 1
Requiring all employees to wear Smell-masking masks 2 3 1

The meeting concluded with a sense of accomplishment, as the Smell Ban was officially implemented.

Meeting 8: The Smell Ban Implementation

Important: Smell Ban Reminder

Don't forget, all employees are now required to wear Smell-masking masks at all times while in the office. Repeat: NO SMELL.

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