Product Name: Time-Traveler's Delight
The Time-Traveler's Delight is a revolutionary new product that lets you travel through time, but not really. It's more like a really nice clock that you can set to any hour and minute you want.
Features:
- Set the time to any hour and minute you want, up to 100 years in the past or future!
- Includes a built-in calendar that displays the day of the week and the month!
- Comes with a bonus feature: the ability to set the time to 3:00 AM every day, because who doesn't love waking up early?
Specifications:
- Dimensions: 10 inches wide, 5 inches tall
- Weight: 5 pounds (shipping weight, not actual weight)
- Power: Battery-powered (batteries not included, because who needs batteries, really?)
Order now and receive a free bonus feature: the ability to set the time to 12:00 PM every day!
Order now!