Meeting 8: The one where we all pretend to be interested

Attendance: Who's actually here?
Item 1: The Mysterious Case of the Missing Donuts
Item 2: The Unfortunate Incident with the Coffee Machine
Item 3: The Great Debate about the Color Scheme
Item 4: The Unresolved Issue with the Meeting Room Temperature
Item 5: The Secret Project Code Repository

Don't forget to bring your A-game (or at least a moderately decent one) to Meeting 8!

See you all there!