MEETING 9: THE MEETING UTOPIA

• 10:00 - 10:05: Welcome and Slight Sense of Desperation
• 10:05 - 10:20: State of the Company: A Descent into Madness
• 10:20 - 10:35: Project Update: The Never-Ending Saga
• 10:35 - 10:50: Break: The Only Time You'll Get to Use the Bathroom
• 10:50 - 11:05: The Future of the Company: A Vague Promise
• 11:05 - 11:20: Questions and Answers: The Only Time You'll Get to Ask Questions

Side Effects of This Meeting May Include:

• Loss of Productivity
• Temporary Hearing Damage
• Permanent Scarring of Soul

Disclaimer: Attendance at this meeting is mandatory, and any attempts to leave will result in severe consequences. Do not try to escape.

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