Meeting 9 Notice

Attention all attendees!

Due to unforeseen circumstances, the meeting has been relocated to the nearest dumpster behind the office building. Yes, you read that right. The dumpster. Don't worry, it's been thoroughly cleaned and deodorized.

Agenda for Meeting 9:

• Discuss the merits of using Comic Sans in official documents
• Decide on the best way to eat a whole jar of wasabi in one sitting
• Vote on who gets to control the office coffee machine
• Discuss the fine art of procrastination

Don't be late! The meeting starts exactly on time... or whenever the person in charge remembers it's supposed to start.