Phase 3: Tactics of Deception and Misdirection
Our mission is to infiltrate the enemy's headquarters, gather intel, and escape undetected.
Key Objectives:
- Stealthily infiltrate the perimeter fence.
- Disable all security cameras.
- Substitute our agents with identical decoy clones.
- Conduct a thorough sweep for hidden microphones.
Stealthy Surprises
- Ambush the enemy commander with a well-placed whoopee cushion.
- Deploy an army of miniature attack drones disguised as rubber chickens.
- Replace all the coffee with a special blend of high-octane, ninja-grade coffee substitute.
- Summon an air strike by ordering an endless loop of "Who Let the Dogs Out?" on the PA system.
Phase 3: The Final Countdown
With our carefully laid plans and expertly executed stealth tactics, we will emerge victorious, or at the very least, we will have a really good story to tell.