Unscheduled Occult Activities Log (Appendix 1)

Confidential Document for Eyes Only (E.O.

The following list of activities were deemed too heinous, too absurd, or too likely to get us sued to be scheduled.

Activity 1: Infiltrating the Local PTA

Agent Johnson was sent undercover to gather intel on the local PTA, but was discovered making small talk with the 3rd-grade teacher and forced to flee with a plate of warm chocolate chip cookies.

Activity 2: Summoning a minor demon in the supply closet