Meeting Agenda: Committee on the Occult Activities

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Minutes from the Previous Meeting:

We discussed the finer points of summoning a demon using only a toaster and a VHS player. The consensus was that it's not a good idea, but the snacks were on point.

Agenda for the Next Meeting:

Item 1: Secret Handshakes

Discussion of the importance of proper handshake technique for clandestine meetings. View the slides

Item 2: Cursed PowerPoint Presentations

Best practices for avoiding eye contact during presentations, lest you fall under the spell of the audience.

Also, a special announcement:

The committee has acquired a new mascot, "Bob the Occult Bunny"! Learn more about Bob