Committee on Occult Activities - Meeting Agenda
Meeting 1: "The Art of Properly Hanging a Tapestry"
- 10:00 - Introduction to the art of tapestry-hanging
- 10:30 - Group exercise: Hanging a 3x4 ft tapestry with minimal human error
- 11:30 - Break: Snack time, featuring an assortment of occult-themed cookies
- 12:00 - The Dark Art of Tapestry Tension
- 13:00 - Lunch: Sandwiches, fruit, and a special guest speaker from the Order of the Red Hand
- 14:00 - Case study: The infamous 'Tapestry-Gate' incident of 2018
- 15:00 - Conclusion and wrap-up, including a Q&A with the mysterious Tapestry Oracle
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