M E E T I N G A G E N D A

  1. 10:00 AM - Invocation of the Dark Lord
  2. 10:15 AM - Review of the Ancient Tomes
  3. 10:30 AM - Discussion on the Proper Use of the Ouija Board
  4. 11:15 AM - Lunch Break (Feast of the Damned)
  5. 11:30 AM - The Occult Significance of the Number 7
  6. 12:15 PM - The Art of Shadow Weaving
  7. 1:00 PM - Closing Ritual (Please Don't Look Directly at the Sun)

Meeting adjourned until next week. Don't get lost on the way home. The bus will be running late due to the ritual sacrifices.