Attendees: The usual suspects: Chairman Xarath, Secretary Xylara, and members of the Illuminati.
Meeting Agenda was approved by all, except for member Xeridia who still refuses to acknowledge the power of the pentagram.
| Item | Discussion | Decision |
|---|---|---|
| 1. The New World Order | Chairman Xarath presented the latest draft of the New World Order, a 500-page document detailing the plan for global domination. | Approved, with minor changes to the section on mind control via subliminal messaging. |
| 2. The Illuminati's Secret Lair | Member Xeridia complained about the lack of coffee machine in the lair, while Secretary Xylara suggested a new color scheme. | Deferred to the facilities committee, but with the understanding that the color scheme will be discussed at a later date. |
| 3. The Occult Symbolic Language | The committee discussed the meaning of the various symbols used in the rituals, including the meaning of 'Baphomet'. | Agreed to use the symbol for 'Baphomet' as a stand-in for 'Pizza Night', but with the understanding that it's only a temporary solution. |