MEETING AGENDA: Committee on the Occult Activities - Occult Rituals
Minutes of Meeting 42, Occult Rituals Sub-Committee
**Minutes of Meeting 42**
Present: Chairman Zorvath, Secretary Xylara, Members: Balthazar, Thorne, and Gorthok the Unknowable
**Occult Rituals 2: The Dark Arts of Shadow Weaving**
The Chairman, Zorvath, opened the meeting by invoking the ancient power of the Elder Sign.
Xylara noted that the ritual was still missing 5 members, and asked if anyone had any suggestions.
Thorne, being the resident expert on all things obscure, recommended using a Ouija board to summon some new members.
Gorthok, however, pointed out that this would only result in a bunch of possessed spirits demanding more coffee.
After a heated debate, the committee decided to stick with the traditional method of bribing them with free pizza.
**Action Items:**
- Chairman Zorvath to investigate the local occult shop for more ritualistic supplies.
- Xylara to research new methods of binding the spirits with non-caffeinated offerings.
- Thorne to create a new sigil for the meeting minutes.
Next Meeting: To be determined, but probably on a full moon.