Occult Activities Committee Meeting Agenda

Meeting Minutes, March 30th, 2024

1. 1. Invocation of the Great Pumpkin Spirit
2. 2. Discussion of the Illuminati's Secret Handshake
3. 3. Review of the Occult's Favorite Recipes
4. 4. Election of the New High Priestess
5. 5. Review of the Secret Hand Signals

Reading List

• 1. The Art of Mind Control
• 2. The Ancient Art of Disappearing Acts
• 3. The Occult Cookbook: Recipes for the Modern Practitioner
• 4. The Secret Life of the High Priestess
• 5. The Art of Mastering the Occult

Next Meeting: April 15th, 2024