Resolution 1: Mind Control Experimentation
Resolved, that we experiment on the new batch of mind-control serum, code-named "Epsilon-7".
- Professor Mindreader: I concur, but I have some reservations about the side effects.
- Agent Suggestion: Side effects? Ha! We'll just add more sugar to the serum, problem solved.
- Chairman Blackwood: Agreed.
Resolution 2: Public Relations
Resolved, that we spin this as a "wellness retreat" for the public to attend.
- Vice-Chairman Brainwave: I'm not sure I'm comfortable with the whole "wellness" angle, but we need the funding.
- Chairman Blackwood: We need the funding, Brainwave.