MEETINGS: Committee on the Occult Activities Agenda

Subcommittee for the Study of Unexplained Phenomena

**Today's Agenda:**

  1. Mind Control Methods
  2. Ritual Ceremonies
  3. Ancient Artifacts

**Open Discussion:**

Is the power of the Illuminati still active in modern times?

**Action Items:**

  1. To investigate reports of alleged mind control via subliminal messaging
  2. To develop a plan for acquiring a rare, ancient tome containing the secrets of alchemy
  3. To schedule the next meeting of the Illuminati for the summer equinox