Brainwave Entrapment Methods

We've been watching you, and we've come to the conclusion that you need help.

That's why we've compiled this list of methods to entrap your brainwaves:

• Method 1: The Infinite Loop of Doom
• Method 2: Binaural Beats
• Method 3: The Sudden Onset of Spontaneous Singing
• Method 4: Telepathy Training

Remember, these methods are for your own good.

Or so we claim.