Secret Societies of the Occult

Welcome to the Committee on the Occult Activities. We're a bunch of weirdos who like to talk about weird things.

Today's agenda includes the implantation of new ideas using microchip technology. Because why not, right?

• Item 1: "How to Turn Your Mind into a Microchip"
• Item 2: "The Ethics of Implanting Thoughts into People's Brains"
• Item 3: "Using Microchip Technology to Control the Weather"

Next meeting: "How to Use Microchip Technology to Turn the World into a Giant Game of Dungeons & Dragons"

Read the minutes from our last meeting on Weather Control Learn more about the ethics of mind control Join our robot army

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Next Meeting: Implanting New Ideas with Microchip Technology When: Tomorrow At: The Secret Underground Bunker Time: 3:00 AM Why: To further the goals of world domination

Subcommittees: Robot Ethics Committee Weather Control Committee Mind Control Committee

Important Notes:

• Don't forget to bring your tin foil hat to the meeting.
• Please don't try to escape, the bunker has been sealed.
• If you see a giant laser beam, just roll over and play dead.