MEETING AGENDA FOR DISCIPLESHIP

Meeting 1: "The Great Scone Debate"

When: 10:00 AM

Where: The Disciple's Den

Topic: The correct way to eat a scone. Is it a knife, or is it your fingers?

Meeting 2: "Inventing New Ways to Procrastinate"

When: 11:15 AM

Where: The Disciple's Den (same as above, because we're trying to avoid walking)

Topic: Using the art of napping to achieve maximum productivity

Meeting 3: "The Great Coffee Machine Hack"

When: 12:30 PM

Where: The Disciple's Den (you know the drill)

Topic: Using a stapler as a makeshift coffee machine