Project Update: "The Quantum Quark" has finally been deployed to the server, but it's still a bit wonky.
Budget Meeting with Accounting to discuss why we're still paying for last year's "Taco Tuesday" catering service.
Productivity Report from the IT department: "We're not sure what's going on, but we're pretty sure it's not working."
Q&A with the new intern: Will they ever learn to use the copier?
That's all for today. Carry on, and try not to break anything.