TOASTERGATE: A Meeting Agenda

Meeting Summary

We are meeting to discuss the merits of introducing a toaster-based merit system. This system would award employees points for every successful toaster-related task completed.

Agenda Items:

Adjacency Proposals

Below are some adjacency proposals for the toaster-based merit system:

Minutes of the Meeting

10:00am - Meeting Started

John: "I think we should introduce a toaster-based merit system to increase productivity."

10:05am - Toaster Tamer Training

Jane: "But won't this just lead to people burning down their own kitchens?"

10:10am - Toaster Warranty Issues

Jim: "I've had nothing but problems with the new toaster model."

10:20am - Toaster Themed Merit Ceremony

Manager: "This will be a great opportunity for team-building!"