The Arbitrary Award is a prestigious recognition given to individuals who have demonstrated exceptional skill in doing nothing in particular.
It is awarded annually to those who have managed to achieve a perfect score in the art of doing absolutely nothing, as judged by our panel of expert judges.
Recipients of the Arbitrary Award are celebrated for their unwavering dedication to the art of inactivity, their uncanny ability to stare at a wall for hours without blinking, and their unrelenting pursuit of the perfect nap.
Eligibility for the Arbitrary Award is based on a series of rigorous criteria:
Submit your own application for the Arbitrary Award today! Fill out our submission form and take the first step towards recognition of your inactivity.
Q: What is the difference between the Arbitrary Award and the Real Award?
A: The Real Award is not actually a real award. It's just a made-up award. The Arbitrary Award, however, is a real and very prestigious award.