THE ART OF SITTING THERE QUIETLY

Quantifying the Unquantifiable: A Guide to Measuring Nothing

The Unquantifiable is a complex, ever-changing entity that defies traditional measurement techniques. But fear not, dear meeting attendees! For in this sacred tome, we shall explore the art of assigning arbitrary numbers to the intangible, the concrete to the ethereal, and the measurable to the immeasurable.

• Assign a numerical value to the amount of eye contact maintained with the conference room wall.
• Develop a comprehensive system for ranking the quality of coffee served.
• Elevate the art of silently contemplating the meaning of life while simultaneously checking your phone.