MEETING AGENDA: Merit System Overhaul

STRATEGY 3: Because Who Needs Simplicity?

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• 9:00am - Arrival of the Unnecessary Middlemen
• 9:30am - Feature Fatigue Is Just a Suggestion: A Discussion on the merits of adding 17 more features to an already robust system.
• 12:00pm - Lunch Break: Because Our Meeting Will Definitely Not Run Long Enough
• 1:30pm - Implementation of the Merit System Overhaul: A 3-Part Plan to Make Everyone's Job Even More Complicated
• 4:00pm - Conclusion and Departure: Where We'll All Agree to Disagree on the Value of This Meeting

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