Subitem 2: Prioritize Productivity

As we continue our discussion on overhauling the merit system, let's focus on the crux of the matter: productivity. What does it even mean to be "productive"?

We've all seen it, a coworker who's more concerned with their Instagram following than their actual work. Is that productive? Or are they just wasting company time?

• Define productivity in terms of actual output
• Introduce a new metric: "likes per hour"
• Establish a "Productivity Council" to monitor and enforce the new system
• Introduce mandatory "productivity sessions" where employees are forced to watch inspirational videos

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