Meeting Agenda: Merit System Overhaul
Item 1: Introduce a new points system for meeting participation
Each attendee will receive points for each meeting attended, redeemable for free snacks and swag
Read the full proposal (10k+ words)Item 2: Implement a system to track who ate the last donut in the break room
A spreadsheet will be created to monitor donut consumption and shame the donut thief
View the Donut Consumption TrackerItem 3: Introduce a new dress code for the meeting room
Everyone must wear neon-colored socks to show their creativity and commitment to the company
See the proposed dress code guidelines