Present: Bob, Jane, John, and the Intern. Absent: Dave, who's in the basement playing video games.
Objective: Determine the optimal method for sacrificing one human to appease the coffee gods.
Proposal: Bob suggests we use a coffee enema as a humane method for sacrifice. Benefits include: increased coffee intake, decreased employee morale.
Proposal: Jane suggests we perform a choreographed dance routine to the tune of "Who Let the Dogs Out" to appease the coffee gods. Benefits include: increased team cohesion, decreased risk of human sacrifice.