MEETINGS: Minutes of the Utterly Unproductive Meeting

Point 1: Discussion of the Meaninglessness of Life

We spent 20 minutes talking about whether or not the meaninglessness of life is a topic worthy of discussion. Conclusion: It is. Read on to learn more

Point 2: Lunch Options

After 37 minutes of debate, we settled on ordering pizza. See the minutes of the pizza ordering committee

Point 3: The Futility of Afternoon Meetings

We realized that the only thing accomplished during this meeting was the creation of 17 drafts of the same email. View the email drafts and wonder why we even bothered