MEETING AGENDA

NEIGHBORHOOD TAKOVERTS

Today's meeting is being held in the underground lair of our fearless leader, Zorvath. The agenda is as follows:

• 6:00 PM - Welcome and snacks
• 6:15 PM - Review of the plan for global domination
• 7:00 PM - Discussion of the importance of proper lawn care for maximum mind control
• 8:00 PM - Election of new members to the Council of Evil
• 9:00 PM - Cake and more snacks

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