Present: Lord Xarath, Lord Vortex, Lord Zorgon
Topic: Selecting the next Overlord of the Month
Decision: After reviewing the merits of each nominee, it was decided that Lord Xarath shall be granted the title of Overlord of the Month.
Lord Xarath shall receive a year's supply of dark, foreboding coffee, a 10% increase in their share of the doomsday device, and a personalized certificate of achievement.
Next meeting: Same time, same place, same level of existential dread.