Meeting Agenda: Idea #2
Because the previous ideas were utter garbage, I, the Overlord, have decreed that we must discuss the following:
- Implement a company-wide "Casual Fridays" policy, but only for those of us who have achieved the requisite 10 levels of management clearance.
- Replace all office coffee machines with a vending machine that dispenses only sparkling water and artisanal, small-batch kombucha.
- Introduce a new "Mandatory Lunchtime Yoga" policy to increase productivity and employee flexibility.
Back to Idea #1
Go to Idea #3