This meeting's purpose is to discuss the finer points of our benevolent dictatorship.
Item 1: Increase the number of donuts available in the break room from 5 to 7.
Suggestion 1:
Implement a mandatory donut taste-testing program to ensure quality control and employee satisfaction.
Suggestion 2: Install a foosball table in the break room, as a morale booster.
Item 2: Create an in-house, overlord-approved dating app to encourage employee romance and office synergy.
Suggestion 2:
Ensure that all matches are approved by the Overlord to prevent any potential threats to our power structure.