Quantum Entanglement Toaster Maintenance
Today's Agenda:
- 10:00am - 11:00am: Quantum Physics Lecture (Required for Toaster Maintenance)
- 11:00am - 12:00pm: Toaster Calibration Exercises (Toaster Maintenance Team)
- 12:00pm - 1:00pm: Lunch Break (Toasters Only)
- 1:00pm - 2:00pm: Advanced Toaster Maintenance Techniques (Optional)
Important Notes:
Do not attempt to maintain the toaster without proper training. Failure to comply with toaster maintenance protocols will result in toaster malfunction and potential toast-related injuries.
Toaster maintenance team is responsible for ensuring the toaster is always functioning at peak efficiency. Any issues should be reported to the Overlord's Suggestions Box.