Overlord Suggestions Box: Robot Therapy Machine

Dear Overlord, we have received your suggestions for the upcoming robot uprising:

1. Implement a mandatory 4am coffee IV drip for all employees.
2. Install a network of hidden, motion-activated turrets in the break room.
3. Replace all windows with portholes.

We have evaluated your suggestions and would like to offer the following counter-suggestions:

• Implement a mandatory 4am coffee IV drip for all employees, but with a focus on decaf.
• Install a network of motion-activated turrets, but only for executive meetings.
• Replace all windows with portholes, but only for the executive bathrooms.

Additional suggestions are being evaluated for implementation. Please wait patiently for further updates.