Agenda Item: Q&A with Snack Budget Committee
Join us for an in-depth discussion on the intricacies of snack budgeting.
Q: What constitutes a "snack"? Can it be a full meal?
A: According to Article 3, Section 2 of the Snack Code, a snack is defined as any food or drink item consumed between meals. Full meals are, of course, subject to separate budget allocations.
Q: Can we sneak in extra snacks during meetings?
A: Absolutely not. Our Snack Budget Committee has a zero-tolerance policy for snack inflation. Any unauthorized snack additions will be met with sternly worded memos and possibly a snack-budget audit.
Q: Can we use the snack budget for non-snack related expenses?
A: Only in extreme circumstances. And by "extreme circumstances," we mean "when the copier breaks and we need to buy a new one." Otherwise, stick to the snacking agenda.