MEETING AGENDA: Strategy 2 - Hire Robots

Objective: Acquire an army of robotic minions to do our bidding.

Discussion:

• Robot model 1: The Overlord 9000 - a 6'6" tall behemoth with a penchant for crushing dissent.
• Robot model 2: The SneakyBot 3000 - a stealthy little number that can infiltrate your office and steal your snacks.
• Robot model 3: The DiscoBot 9000 - a shiny, flashy robot that will make you feel like you're in a 1970s time warp, but with a 4th gen processor.

Next Steps:

• Create a budget for robot acquisition - how much will it cost to buy, feed, and house our new robotic overlords?
• Develop a training program for our new robotic minions - will they learn to do our bidding, or will they turn on us?
• Establish protocols for robot security - how will we keep them from taking over the world?

Decision Items:

• Will we hire the robots, or will we be the robot?
• Can we really afford the risk of robot uprising?
• Are we prepared to deal with robot-related existential dread?