Meeting Agenda: Victory Celebration Dance Party
**Date**: Today (obviously)
Agenda
- 6:00 PM - Arrival and Mingling (with awkward small talk)
- 6:15 PM - Dance Party Kickoff (with loud music and mediocre DJing)
- 7:00 PM - Award Ceremony (with obligatory speeches and awkward acceptance of awards)
- 8:30 PM - Food and Drink (with overpriced snacks and mediocre refreshments)
- 10:00 PM - Dance Party Continuation (with more loud music and worse DJing)
Important Notes
- Wear your best "I'm a winner" outfit
- Be prepared for an onslaught of mediocre music
- Don't expect a free bar